Short review: Must love bombs.
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Extended review: Must love sitting in the movie theatre gnawing your fingers off. This movie was so bad… by end of the opening credits I wanted to leave. By the half-way mark, I was hoping that Sam Peckinpah would make a guest appearance as director so that everyone of the characters—including the extras… and the dogs—would die in a slow-motion ballet of gunfire. Then I hoped that Sadaam Hussein would make a guest directing appearance and that he would actually gas the cast.
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We left the movie theatre about an hour ago, but the cinema staff can’t leave yet because they have to wait for the movie to stop sucking.
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If you think about going to see this movie, consider disemboweling yourself with a dull spoon instead. It’ll be less painful and more rewarding.
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