Notice of Revocation of Independence
I somehow think this hasn’t actually been authored by John Cleese, but the spirit rings true, anyhow.
To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new Prime Minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a Minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
Read the full “Notice of Revocation of Independence.” (Thanks to Cousin Stef for the tip.)
Friday, February 18th, 2005 @ 9:48 am 
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February 18th, 2005 at 7:41 pm
Wow. What a ride it has been. Let me tell you, when I invented interactive theatre in August of 1977 (at the age of 8), I didn’t realize the magnitude of the gift I was giving the theatre world (not to mention the WORLD world!). Of course, any one who knows me knows that me being benevolent is just so…..ME! Plans for the future? Well, I’ve been thinking about taking other Seattle world’s by storm, including the world of dancing, the world of song and the ever elusive World Lighting & Design (1022 West Valley Hwy in Kent).