Nice data. Be a shame if sumpin were to ‘appen to it.
As the Apple Turns is my daily belly laugh, the dessert I treat myself to after I’ve gorged myself on the traditional news outlets. While the site mostly deals in Apple-related happenings, AtAT occasionally treats us to a little gratuitous Microsoft-bashing. Although they and the rest of the world blithely ignored this blog’s MS-related outrage (not that I’m bitter), at least I can rest assured that there will be no end to bizarro-speak coming out of Big Softie. #
As the Apple Turns: Nice When They Admit It.” #
“After admitting that Windows 95 had zero security and that the security in Windows NT is lacking because it was “written before the Internet” and that even Windows Server 2003’s security was slapped together “before buffer overflows became a frequent target,” and after spooking the audience by telling them that all their businesses “face increasing threats from cyber criminals attempting extortion and fraud,” Aucsmith offers a simple solution: “If you want more secure software, upgrade.” #
“Hey, David—what was that part about businesses facing threats from cyber criminals attempting extortion, again?” #Gwan wit yer bad self. Hit ‘em again! # #

Saturday, February 28th, 2004 @ 11:45 am