Oh, this made me laugh. From Sid’s Fishbowl (remembered the link this time!) #

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? #

None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. There is no shortage of filament. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

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Sid also links to this Social Security FAQ from Fafblog (Yes! Fafblog!), but a promise I saw it first. And, he won’t tell you to scroll up a bit and see the Poxes and Boons entry. #

Q: I ended up with crap stocks, and my private account went empty early. What do I do? A: You run out of money and starve. But you’ll starve in freedom, because you OWN your empty personal account, which means you OWN your starvation! Q: I feel so free and hungry! A: A wise man once said it is better to live in freedom than to die in slavery … the slavery of a secure retirement. Q: Give me liberty AND death! A: That’s the spirit! Q: Wheeee! hack hack wheeze

And, via Gadgetopia, don’t miss this collection of 404 pages (or, “page not found” messages, for the non-geek). Here’s my fav: #

The page cannot be displayed – please click harder #

The page you are looking for is unavailable. The web site might be experiencing difficulties, or you may not have pressed the keys or mouse buttons firmly enough. #

Hitting the keyboard harder has now been proven to make the Internet work faster.  In fact you may have got this error message because you did not press firmly enough.  This is also the case with mouse buttons.  New biofeedback functionality in the later versions of Microsoft operating systems ensures that those who hit hardest get the best response.

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