[Editor’s note: Stumax.com would like to welcome new author Charles Pickwick. This is his first entry.]
You may or may not have seen the news today. If you did, you may or may not have seen the following quote regarding gay marriages. This was reported in AP, and I’ll provide a link to the New York Daily News so that you can read the full story.
“I strongly believe marriage should be defined as between a man and a woman,” Bush said during an Oval Office session with Tunisian President Zine El Abidine Ben Ali. “I am troubled by activist judges who are defining marriage.”
Here are some questions I would like to ask President Bush, should I have the chance:
Mr. President, do you honestly believe that certain judges are actively overturning laws they dislike? By what mechanism are they causing these cases to appear in their court? Was the judge who refused to remove the 10 Commandments from his courtroom an example of an activist judge? Have you heard of the system of checks and balances? I was under the impression that the legislative branch makes laws and the judicial branch merely interprets them; is this no longer the case in our society? Aren’t there some laws against judges abusing their power? Would you be willing to name names to enable the appropriate authorities to take actions against judges who are abusing their power? What exactly is the function of the judiciary, and what specific guidelines should judges use to fulfill this function?
Go to The Law Dictionary (or have Mr. Rove do this for you). Search for the phrase “judicial activism.” It doesn’t even appear! Nor does “activist judges.” How the heck am I supposed to learn about this topic when even an online law dictionary won’t tell me what I want to know. Is this a conspiracy? Do you, Mr. President, have a definition of “judicial activism” that you could send me so that I’d know judicial activism when I see it? It would be really cool if it was a checklist of some sort that I could just tick off like one of those Cosmo quizzes. You know, 0-40 – not really activist, 41-70 – moderately activist, 71-100 – get off the bench.
I’m concerned, Mr. President. I’m personally pro-Gay marriage, but I’m on your side when you say that we shouldn’t have judges making legislation. After all, judges are supposed to be fair and impartial, and there’s no room for that kind of crap in lawmaking.
I think this is a serious problem, and it’s time that we Americans did something about it. I used to think there was room for plain disagreement in this country. I used to think that the Constitution was written broadly enough that there might be some room for interpretation. No more. Ever since 9/11, I can see that things are too serious to leave to the whims of certain judges, even if their decisions might ultimately be overturned on appeal. I’m ready, willing, and able to support your stance against activist judges. I hope that you will answer some of my questions so that I’ll know just what an activist judge is, anyway.
Thank you.
C. Pickwick
P.S. I’m really too lazy to read this whole long article. Could you or Mr. Rove read it for me and tell me what it says… you know, in a nutshell? Thanks.
P.P.S. Oh, and this one’s really long and detailed, too.